Morning Musume Releases “Pyoko Pyoko Ultra” PV

Whether you have been nervously anticipating or utterly dreading the moment, the time has finally come for Morning Musume‘s latest PV release for their 48th single “Pyoko Pyoko Ultra“! Take a deep breath in and let it out nice and slowly. Everything will be alright, folks.

Ever since 2010 or whenever I decided to start re-blogging here, I made a vow to remain as objective with my editorials as possible. Really, that’s quite a daunting task, especially when one is trying to cater to a wide variety of fans with all sorts of backgrounds and personal preferences. Hopefully I haven’t honest-to-god offended a soul out there so blatantly that it would stop them from coming here to give me a penny for their thoughts and whatnot, but I probably have and I would like to sincerely apologize, but you really, really cannot save this PV nor the song.  But before you automatically assume that I’ve thrown in the towel and rage-quit this fandom, guess again. Gently place those torches and pitchforks slowly to the ground…yeah, that’s it. And walk slowly away.

From the moment the track was released and the outfits were unveiled, all hell just broke loose. Certain fans were bitching left and right about how this was the end of the fandom as they knew it; others were complaining about how the group has regressed from the cool and mature image they had had for several singles; and then there were those select few that just had nothing positive to say, and even fewer fans that chose to staunchly support the single like it was a freakin’ gift from the high heavens. I chose to wait it out before I came to any concrete conclusions, and I hope I made the correct decision. One thing’s for sure: it doesn’t make writing this any easier.

The single undoubtedly keeps the typical jpop idol flavor, but takes it down several notches to an almost childish quality, like something off a soundtrack for a children’s cartoon show you often see on weekends or some such. There’s quite a bit of auto-tune used in the single, which makes it rather difficult to distinguish different members’ voices. I honestly had to watch the PV to determine who was singing when, and by the looks of things, the line distribution was more or less fair. Reina and Riho had quiet a few lines (as expected) but neither totally dominated the vocals altogether. I’m not too crazy about the instrumentals, and personally speaking, it’s this part of the song that kind of turns me off from it. There’s just something about the composition and how it was presented that just makes it even more childish than it already seems. The vocals and how those were done indeed have a childish quality about them, but I think the instrumentals just highlighted that quality even more than necessary…if that made any sense at all.

As for the dance, well it’s not Resonant Blue that’s for sure. There’s nothing too painfully intricate about it and it generally seems rather simple. Coming from someone as uncoordinated as myself, I can say that I’ve already managed to memorize the dancing portions that were featured in the PV and if I was asked, I would probably be able to dance it on a whim. I’m sure Ayumi and Riho (the newbie members that are often noted for their sharp dance moves and skills) were bored out of their whits learning the song, but who am I to say such a thing, right? Actually, the dance routines for the group’s previous double A-side singles weren’t exactly difficult either. And to be completely honest, as simple as the routines were for all three songs, the girls did seem like they were at least having fun performing impromptu flapping of their feathers and hopping about.

I suppose I should address the costumes. Well…Big Bird called. He wants his costume back. Thanks. But seriously, I believe that this single portion of the PV was what turned off a significant amount of fans. Even before the release of the full single, once the costumes were unveiled, that was the final straw for a select few of fans…which is kind of unfortunate, but can you honestly blame them? I mean, just look at these costumes. LOOK. AT. THEM. The older members have freakin’ fuzzy garter things for christ’ sake!!! A friend and I had been joking around when some behind the scene shots were released for the PV on HPT as well as the member profile pictures were unveiled for the single. We were just wondering how much the older members (this is including 10th gen member Haruna) were silently hating themselves wearing the outfits. Mind you, this is just a joking opinion and is a personally conversations that shouldn’t be taken seriously, but I would like to throw out some food for thought before I somehow get stabbed via the internet: If you were a 20-something or a late teen like Haruna, would you be able to swallow any sense of your pride and dignity and put on that chicken/bird/canary/whatever outfit proudly? Just think about that seriously.

The PV itself wasn’t horrendous, or as horrendous as some people make it out to be. It was actually quite cute and adorable, but admittedly, some portions made me cringe. Due to time constraints, I can’t provide screenshots for now, but maybe if I have time in the near future I will edit the post and get some up. No promises though. So we’ve got the general PV formula of a group dance shot, close up shots, and group shots. The director(s) did think out of the box, quite literally I might add. Outside the tree trunk tv set where we see the girls doing their group dance shots, the members walk out and are featured in a pop-up story book sort of scenario. My single beef with the entire PV direction is directed to the videographer that doesn’t know how to properly combine videos and use his effects effectively. When the members are walking out of the tree trunk TV set and onto the outside set, there’s a really horrible video effect used on the girls as they walk out that makes them look incredibly washed out, horribly blended, and hyper-saturated in contrast to the set. It’s painfully horrible.

So what does it all mean? Is this really the end of the Morning Musume world as we know it? I’ll also ask you if Santa Claus is real. Short answer: no. For a group like Morning Musume, a group that has quite an extensive history, it’s easy to forget the whole concept behind them, especially after the stand-still that was what some fans dubbed the “Shouga-nine” era. With hardly so much as a member addition and maybe Koharu‘s sudden departure from the group, the line-up remained generally stable and unchanged for some time. Fans were assimilating to a mature sound and image, which matched nicely to the age-range of the members. But what some fans have forgotten along the way was that the purpose of the group was change. UFA had made a mistake, in my opinion, by keeping such a constant for too long a time period and now they are paying the price with graduating members back-to-back, and holding auditions for new generations. This was the formula before that stand-still period, and we’re rolling right back into it.

Admittedly, change is a difficult thing to deal with. This is particularly evident with the large amounts of harsh criticisms floating around the online community regarding this single. Do I dislike the fact that this single is painfully childish in its look and sound? I would be lying if I said no. Yes, the group has had a few singles that had genki themes, but definitely nothing close to childish. Maybe Hyokkori Hyoutanjima, but at least that had more direction than this single. There’s a distinct and fine line between genki and childish, and I would say that that line has been crossed. Had the single been given more direction and less of a blatant push towards the childish side, it would have worked.

There are some people in the fandom the enjoy stating the obvious. For example, “EVERYONE IS SO YOUNG NOW OMGOSH!!! WHY IS EVERYONE LIKE 11?” or something along those lines. Well thanks for the newsflash, I would never have honestly guessed.  But seriously, don’t preach to me and bitch about how young some of the new members are. Don’t act like your favorite wasn’t in their same situation once, or was that age a few years ago. Get over it. Personally, I believe that the whole “age” argument just came out full swing because of the childish tone of this song. It just made EVERYONE look childish, and that obviously just highlights how some of the members are barely even considered teenagers. As I said before, if the single wasn’t formulated to sound and look so childish, I’m sure the UFA would have gotten away with it, but they chose instead to just make the sheer childishness of it all as the thing to be highlighted and flaunted.

Maybe it’s just that whole negative vibe that’s floating around that’s turning people off. What with the sudden influx of new, young members, as well as the constant wondering and worrying revolving around who’s graduating next, it’s easy to lose any sense of appreciation. But before we cry over Gaki‘s upcoming graduation and complain about how childish the new members are, we need to remember that this is just part of the process. It’s about evolution and a metamorphosis if you will. Pardon my science geek coming out, but if we decide to quit now, we won’t see what will happen next. And for all we know, what happens next just might be the single most wonderful thing on the freakin’ planet, but we would never know because we chose to rage-quit the fandom because some freakin’ KFC-promoting chicken costumes turned us off. I say that’s your loss.

That being said, I do believe I’ve made myself clear in that I will not, by any means, “rage-quit” the fandom. I’ll be sticking around long enough to see how this goes. I might not like the single, and I might believe that it won’t sell very well at all, but I’ll stick around. Personal feelings up front, however, if the next single follows this trend of childishness, I just might peace-out and hit up retirement earlier than I expected. That is of course, unless the direction is more toward the genki and less geared towards Sesame Street or something along those lines.

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EDIT: If any single thing helped win me over this single it was this video. It’s the introductory sequence to the Hello Project girls’ latest drama that started airing today, “Suugaku Joshi Gakuen.” Conveniently enough, this single is featured as the intro song for the drama, so be sure to enjoy it! But seriously, how adorable is this intro?

As always, be sure to support our girls by purchasing the single off of iTunes and by purchasing the hard copies on CDJapan and YesAsia!

10 responses to “Morning Musume Releases “Pyoko Pyoko Ultra” PV

  1. i totally get what you mean. so many fans lately just want to up and go over 1 single. not every song is going to be the best one in the world. there’s always gonna be a hit or miss. they’re to foucused on the now and what might come later like you said. 9th gen have grown pretty quickly in 1 year and i cant wait to see how 10th gen will be too. plus alot of people seem to forget that this is for a drama opening. and from watching the 1st ep today its perfect for that.

    • For the doubters of the 9th and 10th gen, I would just love to show them the freakin’ backstage footage for the winter concert. I’m pretty sure I wasn’t drunk when I heard Zukki blast out during Baby! Koi ni Knockout. I know I was pleasantly surprised!

      Losing hope this early in the game is just stupid. Gotta give the girls a chance!

  2. Personally, I like the song, and the outfits took some getting used to, but it’s not bad at all. Just different from what some fans want. I just can’t believe that some people hate 10th gen because of this single. They think that Momusu has changed into a kid’s group with children’s songs. Meanwhile, we DO have Haruka, who is the youngest Musume ever, but we also have Harunan, who is older than 9th gen! And Ayumi is 15 now too.
    I highly doubt that they’ll pull this kind of single again, especially if sales are low. Maybe they’ll be ‘positive’ still, but probably not as childish. Infact, with 10th gen having two older girls and the younger 2 members having deeper voices, they could very well pull off a mature sound if they wanted to.

    • I will admit I was conflicted over whether or not I wanted to give the heads of the UFA a high five or a smack in the face. It was really ballsy trying to pull this single out as an A-side, but at the same time, like wtf were they high on? Ah well.

      I guess we’ll just have to stick it out for the next single to see what they’ll pull next!

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  4. I agree with so much in this, and honestly, I’m very guilty about the way I thought about how the single was going to be, just from seeing pictures. I though “I miss the mature feel…I hate that this is so childish…” but after listening to the song a few times, I’m starting to like it. sorta. lol and honestly, once it gets released on iTunes, I’m getting it. Its weird knowing the the 9th gen has only been in the group for about a year, and I’ve already grown to absolutely love them, and I’m sure that there will be much that I will love with the 10th gen. Anyways, thank you for another wonderful review and blog.

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  6. Wow, you read my mind! Seriously, I utterly agree with you in everything!

    Contrary to some fans… I loving everything about this new MoMusu. Before, at the time of the most stable lineup of all time, I was serIously wondering if I should take some time from the fandom. Not abandon it, but stay away for a year at least, because although I was linking the songs, it was getting pretty boring for me. It felt like the group wasn’t Morning Musume anymore. I do like other idol groups that are stable, but what got me into MoMusu, and what essencialy differentiates them from all the rest is exactly the constant change. Morning Musume has to be dynamic to be Morning Musume; “stable” just doesn’t fit.

    I don’t know why everyone is complaining so much about the new generations. Yes, they are quite young, but so were Ai-chan, Gaki-san, Reina, Sayu e many others when they entered. But, surprise surprise, they grew up! And it was pretty interesting and fun to watch it! So calm down people, sit, get some popcorn, and enjoy. I have no doubt that some years from now we will be seeing 9th and 10th gen become members as amazing and awesome as the older and graduated ones.

  7. The thing is, Morning Musume and their singles revolve around the members in the group. With 8 new younger members, their age average dramatically dropped. It went from Aika being the youngest member at I think 17 or 18 years old to Suzuki at 12 years and again to Haruka at 11 years. Although I think Tsunku made a serious mistake on making Pyoko Pyoko Ultra the A-side rather than Kanashiki Koi no Melody, the fans have to get used to the fact that MM’s singles are going to sound a lot different from the 2008-2010 mature era. I read this on tumblr “Come for the members, stay for the group.” and I believe that this is true. My favorite member graduated over a year ago, and I’m still supporting MM and all of their members. I think Morning Musume truly has a bright future ahead of them. With every door that closes, a window opens.

    • I’m aware of the age drop. And I kind of agree about the A-side “mistake.” The B-side wasn’t exactly amazing, but it sure beat PPU by a landslide in my books. But you’re right in saying that things will always change, and fans just have to re-adjust themselves with every transition. It’s just a matter of time.

      Oh man, you’re on tumblr too? I recall seeing that as well (I wanna say it was in a confession or something lol). Your last few sentences hit it home for me =]

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