Don’t be fooled by the title =] This is rather positive, even for me.
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Just came back from the morning jog and it’s about 5 AM here in California. I’m sitting down to a great breakfast of Pops cereal and the morning paper. I love these editorials. They can diss the retardedness of our government and the monkeys that run it all they want and all anyone can do after reading these is laugh. Gotta love America.
Note: If you can figure out which artists I’m subliminally bashing on, you get a cookie =]
Anyway, it’s “playfully playing” with other people to “poke playful fun” at them. Who doesn’t love to poke fun? Personally, I LOVE enraging pissing off other people. I LOVE sarcasm. Seeing people’s reaction to these things just brightens up my day. It’s the REAL reason why I have this blog. Besides, no one likes reading that processed bullshit over and over again. That’s what Newsweek is for.
So anyway, back to the main topic XD. O how I love to drift. *ahem* For real now. Got my game face on. BLREK! Editorials bash. Don’t you love a good bash? I mean, even the simple “YOU SUCK!” is a great bash. I’m quite partial to “No talent” though. =] BLAH!! Mental Note: Stop being ADD, it’s not good for you. OKI DOKI THEN! Back on topic XD: We’re all fans of something. Whether it be actually supporting a group or supporting HATE for a group, hey you’re still a fan of whichever. Be proud. So yes, all you freaks out there actually have a place you can call home =].
All you K-poppers out there belong to one or two fanclubs of those bands I mentioned above and most likely several others. Good for you =] You’re either listening to good music or horseradish. And I really don’t care about the music you consider to be “good”. Opinions vary. And if you don’t like mine, well, I’m sorry. But please, keep on reading =] it’ll get quite interesting, I promise.
So why do people enjoy bashing those artists so much? Maybe it’s not even the artists, but the fans. Most of the time, psycho fans say it’s to “protect” their groups. From what? Random threats from Sushi fan boys about gang-ass-raping their boys? ‘Cuz you know, that’s a totally terrifying threat. Silly Sushi fanboys, go watch Kissing You till you lose feeling in your arms. Yes, both arms. You’ve pretty much already lost your eyesight and hearing anyway. Side note: See? Isn’t bashing fun?
Other times, it’s because they believe that members of two different groups are dating (OH NOEZ GOD FORBID) or starting a relationship. GET OVER IT! If your beloved artist wants to date an ogre and can’t exactly settle for Shrek, you’ve got to get a hold of yourself and realize 1. you never had a chance to begin with and 2. you’re better looking than Shrek…hopefully. If not, join SM Entertainment =] They’ll give you a new face. Aha, I’m enjoying myself today, can’t you tell?
Antis may not be as abundant as fans, but who really cares. It’s quality over quantity people and you know it. Anyway, antis make me laugh. Seriously, have you seen the shizz these people come up with just to hate on certain artists? It’s a gag. Yes, antis are quite sad, but who really cares when the stuff they come up with are quite the knee-slappers. Have you SEEN this? 1,391 signatures. Wow. And if you drop by at Crunchyroll, there are SOO MANY anti groups there. I pray for the brave souls that choose to take part in that action. They’re front lines in enemy territory ahaha. I salute you. Hopefully, all the cute little rabid fanboys and girls will just leave you threatening messages like “OmFg!!111 YoU’rE sUcH a SlUt!!1111 HoW cAn YoU hAtE [insert artist name here]!?//11 YoU’rE jUsT jEaLoUs ThAt ThEy HaVe TaLenT aNd YoU dOn’t.”
First of all, it takes some REAL talent to type like a moron. Seriously. You spend more time hitting SHIFT than any other key on the goddamn keyboard. I feel for their fingers. Second, they stole my “No talent” bash =[. I’m quite sad now…not. Which brings me to another point. The reason why antis exist is because morons like the above exist. Messing with idiots that can’t type for shit is just AWESOME. It’s fun messing with fans that have shit for brains =]. And actually, most fans have terrible grammar =___= Of course, you gotta take into consideration the fans that are from different places of the world and can’t exactly speak English. So I’ll be nice and let those folks pass by. But to everyone else, you’re a disgrace to mankind if you can’t spell or type like every other human being. Anyway, back to the point (again): Antis thrive on MORONS (artists and fans together, actually). It makes their job easier if people like the above are everywhere on forums, blogs, blah blah blah. It helps if their artists are complete air headed cheerleaders, too. You know, whatever floats your anti boat and sinks the bandwagon of bozos.
I will come to admit that antis can get pretty freaky. It’s fine to just diss another group and its members and blah whatever. But shouldn’t you guys draw the line when it comes to the actual personal lives of the fans? Raping each other isn’t the answer, people XD Antis, you get just a little too harsh for me to handle some times, but hell, most of the time I’m pretty much laughing along with you guys. Just keep it PG-13? I really don’t know how to rate that ahha
Now back to the fans (the ones that actually support a group). I swear, you guys get stupider with every year I have the misfortune of breathing. Props to you guys for standing out your artists’ homes and schools (for the intelligent few that actually go to school) and stalking them everywhere they go. That makes you people look good fo sho. Ok ok, I’ll be nice now. Seriously, major props to the fans that stay strong enough to fight against all those haters. Of course there are those stupid fans out there, but don’t categorize them with the smart fans that you know can type like a normal human being =]. Just realize that all fans aren’t created equal. However, it’s a truth that fans are just pawns in the music scene. Whether or not these fans are ignorant enough, well that’s beyond me. I for one am aware of this, but it doesn’t really change my rabidness for my fandom. It’s the same for a lot of people out there, but you don’t see them being complete bitches on blogs like myself XD.
In the end, who’s really going to remember these bands? In the end, aren’t we just like those editorials that people laugh at? Ten years from now, we’re just going to look back on these bands and dust off our old CD’s and mp3 players and fondly listen to our artists. No one’s going to really care if you were a fan of lollipop wielding ogres, faux asian ghettos, or overly metro boys dancing to choreography for heavy metal riffs. Seriously, it’s not like I smell another Shinhwa in the new generation of Kpop or music in general. I mean, 10 years is a long time. Some of us will pretty much be knocked up and walking around the house with god only knows how many kids. Hopefully by then, we’ll all be mature enough to realize how stupid we were =__=
But how funny would it be if we ended up being antis of our kids’ favorite bands or vice versa. Talk about a broken home, neh?